Home videos....those things that our parents use to capture our first moments of life. They use it to capture those first steps, first words, first awards, and family get-togethers. It helps remind us of the good times in life.
It also allows our parents to capture our stupidest moments and laugh at our humiliations for all eternity. It's nice to know that if I were to ever become famous enough to have a documentary made of my life, my parents would have that video of me flashing them or of me running into the back of the van when I was learning how to ride my bike. THAT is dignified right there.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Old pranks
Things we should do as old ladies;
1. Harrass the nurses in the nursing home(obviously).
2. Pretend to be deaf all the time
3. Eat chocolate and fart without caring
4. Do random things like dress up in leather and crash young people's rock concerts
5. Randomly talk about all the hot sex we've had so see the shocked look on our grandkid's faces
6. Tell people you are a famous celebrity and don't want the paparazzi to find you, that's why you're hiding in the bushes
7. Sleep all day, then be awake all night and play pranks on the young whippersnappers that live next door
8. Crochet skulls into doilies and decorate your house in goth style
1. Harrass the nurses in the nursing home(obviously).
2. Pretend to be deaf all the time
3. Eat chocolate and fart without caring
4. Do random things like dress up in leather and crash young people's rock concerts
5. Randomly talk about all the hot sex we've had so see the shocked look on our grandkid's faces
6. Tell people you are a famous celebrity and don't want the paparazzi to find you, that's why you're hiding in the bushes
7. Sleep all day, then be awake all night and play pranks on the young whippersnappers that live next door
8. Crochet skulls into doilies and decorate your house in goth style
Monday, October 18, 2010
Sayings
Favorite quotes:
1. I'm gonna burn you with this curling iron
2. I wanna do things with my life! I wanna climb mountains! I wanna travel! I want to...plant...orange trees....
3. I'm a finger kind of girl.
4. I see you managed to get your shirt off.
5. Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe or a sword?
6. Let's go, Snake. I think I hear one of those silent alarms.
7. Did you dry these in a rain forest?
8. There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.
9. Women only call each other sisters after they call each other a lot of other things first.
10. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live til I were married.
11. Forbid me? You can't forbid me! I'm not 27 anymore!
12. Dude! We totally started an urban legend!
13. What is this? A school for ants?
14. It's curtains for you! Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
15. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a wanker.
16. Forgive me, fashion, for I have sinned.
17. Glitter is the herpes of the craft world.
18. I rate men from zero to Dean.
19. This is scrumptious!
20. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
21. We're having hot lesbian sex, and by lesbian sex, we mean cookies, but it's still hot.
22. You sicken me. I am sickened.
23. Many have said the universe is larger than the Indian ocean.
24. I'm turned on by my own boobs.
25. If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.
1. I'm gonna burn you with this curling iron
2. I wanna do things with my life! I wanna climb mountains! I wanna travel! I want to...plant...orange trees....
3. I'm a finger kind of girl.
4. I see you managed to get your shirt off.
5. Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe or a sword?
6. Let's go, Snake. I think I hear one of those silent alarms.
7. Did you dry these in a rain forest?
8. There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.
9. Women only call each other sisters after they call each other a lot of other things first.
10. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live til I were married.
11. Forbid me? You can't forbid me! I'm not 27 anymore!
12. Dude! We totally started an urban legend!
13. What is this? A school for ants?
14. It's curtains for you! Lacy, gently wafting curtains.
15. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a wanker.
16. Forgive me, fashion, for I have sinned.
17. Glitter is the herpes of the craft world.
18. I rate men from zero to Dean.
19. This is scrumptious!
20. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
21. We're having hot lesbian sex, and by lesbian sex, we mean cookies, but it's still hot.
22. You sicken me. I am sickened.
23. Many have said the universe is larger than the Indian ocean.
24. I'm turned on by my own boobs.
25. If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Bucket List
Bucket List:
1. Lose virginity (who doesn't have that on their list?)
2. Go to Athens, Greece
3. Sit out under the stars while snuggling with my honey (whomever that may be)
4. Get Master's Degree in Art
5. Own a house with a wraparound porch and porchswing
6. Attend a concert, including Skillet, Within Temptation, Nightwish, and Shiny Toy Guns
7. Find soul mate (yeah, this might be impossible. I don't know)
8. Watch a porn (yeah, I'm weird. I just want to see what they're like)
9. Get an artwork of mine to be hung in a museum
10. Be friends with someone for life
11. Receive flowers from a guy that isn't my family member
12. Go on a real date with a guy that actually like ME
13. Skinny dip
Anything else you think I should do? I encourage you to make a bucket list of your own. It's good to know what your dreams are so you can try to fulfill them, I think.
1. Lose virginity (who doesn't have that on their list?)
2. Go to Athens, Greece
3. Sit out under the stars while snuggling with my honey (whomever that may be)
4. Get Master's Degree in Art
5. Own a house with a wraparound porch and porchswing
6. Attend a concert, including Skillet, Within Temptation, Nightwish, and Shiny Toy Guns
7. Find soul mate (yeah, this might be impossible. I don't know)
8. Watch a porn (yeah, I'm weird. I just want to see what they're like)
9. Get an artwork of mine to be hung in a museum
10. Be friends with someone for life
11. Receive flowers from a guy that isn't my family member
12. Go on a real date with a guy that actually like ME
13. Skinny dip
Anything else you think I should do? I encourage you to make a bucket list of your own. It's good to know what your dreams are so you can try to fulfill them, I think.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Insulting
You know what I hate more than anything? When people take a look at my art, telling me how amazing it is and how they'd just die to own it, but when they hear the price, they tell me it's too expensive. I could see if they said they couldn't afford it, but telling me I should lower the price is just plain insulting. I put my heart and soul into my art. How can anyone say that I should make my soul cheaper? Shouldn't I deteremine what I think my time and heart and soul is worth? Why will people spend an exobinate amount of money to buy clothing to wear once a year to the Renissance fair, but not a painting they will see every day for the rest of their lives?
Random Quote:
Ste: "Do not want!"
Random Quote:
Ste: "Do not want!"
Monday, September 27, 2010
more school
You know you've been in school too long when:
1. you can tell which classes you actually have to read the books in by the end of the first week.
2. you don't study for a test and don't worry about how well you did
3. you don't care if you ever get that paper started or finished
4. you procrastinate all homework even though you know you'll later regret it
5. you aren't scared of the teacher finding you wearing your headphones in class
These are things I sometimes do. This week is one of the them. I usually don't do them because I want to do well, but this week, I just don't give a rat's butt about anything. I just want to get stuff done and over with so I can go home and do nothing or do my own artwork. I'm tired, and it's the kind of weary tired one gets from being in school for 5 years and knowing I have another 5 years to go before I'll be finished. Why can't I be done already?!
Anyways, enough boring emo stuff.
Random quote:
Ste: You can sing, you can draw, you're tall, beautiful...you're a freaking Disney princess!
1. you can tell which classes you actually have to read the books in by the end of the first week.
2. you don't study for a test and don't worry about how well you did
3. you don't care if you ever get that paper started or finished
4. you procrastinate all homework even though you know you'll later regret it
5. you aren't scared of the teacher finding you wearing your headphones in class
These are things I sometimes do. This week is one of the them. I usually don't do them because I want to do well, but this week, I just don't give a rat's butt about anything. I just want to get stuff done and over with so I can go home and do nothing or do my own artwork. I'm tired, and it's the kind of weary tired one gets from being in school for 5 years and knowing I have another 5 years to go before I'll be finished. Why can't I be done already?!
Anyways, enough boring emo stuff.
Random quote:
Ste: You can sing, you can draw, you're tall, beautiful...you're a freaking Disney princess!
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Tired
No insightfulness today. Too tired and grouchy. I've got tons of homework to do but I don't feel like it. I really need to go to town and get some sculpy for a class project, but I won't be doing that because I'm too tired.
So, I'm thinking about buying a new car and I'm really excited about it having locks on the door and a CD player. I don't even care about what else it has, it seems. AC is a nice thing too, I think. I'm going to have to wait a few more weeks to get it, but luckily, one of my besties is loaning me her car to use in the mean time. It's so nice to have friends that I can rely on!
Also, I've been having some great ideas about what to do for my sophomore art show in the spring. I'm hoping that I do well so they will let me apply for a BFA so I can go on to get my master's degree. I'm so excited!
I also have a bunch of October birthdays coming up, so I'lll be busy busy busy getting things done for that. Thank God for an active social life!
So, I'm thinking about buying a new car and I'm really excited about it having locks on the door and a CD player. I don't even care about what else it has, it seems. AC is a nice thing too, I think. I'm going to have to wait a few more weeks to get it, but luckily, one of my besties is loaning me her car to use in the mean time. It's so nice to have friends that I can rely on!
Also, I've been having some great ideas about what to do for my sophomore art show in the spring. I'm hoping that I do well so they will let me apply for a BFA so I can go on to get my master's degree. I'm so excited!
I also have a bunch of October birthdays coming up, so I'lll be busy busy busy getting things done for that. Thank God for an active social life!
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